UK: Even The Squirrels Know Victims Aren't Armed

Nurses have been told to walk in pairs or carry umbrellas to protect them from attacks by squirrels.

These hoodlum squirrels are thought to be American Grey Squirrels.

See? When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will carry guns, and squirrels will attack, knowing that their victims are unarmed.

Then there's those Black American Squirrels, who may just rape you. We all know how prone blacks are to rape.


Yo.

*tongue firmly in cheek*