Saturday, May 15, 2010

So: What Caliber For A Horny Kangaroo?

Just in case he...um...gets a little too amorous with the wrong person?

And remember, Australia gave in to the GFW's (gun-fearing wussies) over a dozen years ago, so your choice of guns and calibers is limited.

Some choice excerpts from the story:

“It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn’t think much about it. On my return walk he was there waiting for me. With his male pride on full alert, he started circling me.

“There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing. It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.”

Later that day a mother of three encountered the kangaroo at a night-time speedway meeting, while a man said that he challenged the intimidating macropod and came off second best, receiving a swift punch in response.

Northern Territory police said that they were not planning to pursue the salacious mammal unless it continued to cause trouble.


The story is quite light-hearted in tone, but it probably wouldn't be funny to be in the outback version of Deliverance, with the local fauna inclined to make you squeal like a pig...

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2 comments:

TOTWTYTR said...

I wonder exactly what she meant by "huge Kangaroo"?

ASM826 said...

I think well placed .223 would be enough.