Monday, August 02, 2010

What Caliber For Beavers?

It's to the point where a man can't engage in a bit of quiet fishing without a beaver swimming up and commence to chewing on his leg.

Probably your typical j-frame Smith or Ruger LCR would work fine if you're a revolver carrier, or a Ruger LCP if you're into semiautos.

Feel free to make with the beaver double entendre jokes, ok?

3 comments:

ASM826 said...

.223, just like woodchucks. No need to get up close, it might start chewing on your leg.

Have you ever seen a beaver tooth? Indians used to use them as carving tools. Beaver cut down trees with them. There would be nothing funny about it.

Bob said...

@ASM826: It seems weird to me that he stood there frozen, in a sort of daze, while the beaver swam up and waddled ashore to attack. Do beavers run especially fast? Can they outrun a man?

TOTWTYTR said...

"Beaver Eats Man". Film at 11.