Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I'd Be Willing To Bet That's EX-Employee Now

Here in Charlotte, a Pizza Hut employee shot two armed robbers dead while a third escaped.

Since employees of corporate-owned businesses such as Pizza Hut aren't usually permitted to carry guns on the job, the employee in question will likely lose his job, even if the DA finds it to be a clear act of self-defense. It's how things work in the corporate world, and I was once in the same situation myself, so I sympathize. Still, it's nice to have two worthless sub-humans taken out of the local gene pool.

2 comments:

wally said...

Ha! As soon as I saw this in my local paper, I thought, Bob's gonna be all over this.

Bob said...

@wally: As soon as I saw that I had used the "I'd be willing to bet" intro I began to worry: Oh, Hell, is Wally going to tap me for another R. Crumb book?

*laughs*