Friday, June 17, 2011

Dating Advice

Ladies, don't date men who keep venomous snakes.

While it's ok if a man wants you to stroke his anaconda, you should draw the line at milking his black mamba.

1 comment:

Murphy's Law said...

The way I heard it, she was sitting in a bar, it was last call, and the only single guys there were a lawyer, a Democrat congressman, a used car salesman, and this unemployed snake freak.

She took what looked at the time to be the best option.