Monday, May 07, 2012

Luckily the Robber Was Feeling Charitable...

...otherwise he'd have tied the pizza driver to a tree and made him squeal like a pig.

A robber whose face was partially covered with a red bandana forced a pizza delivery guy to take off his pants and shoes and run through the woods near Third and Marstellar streets Sunday night, police said.

Detectives are seeking the assailant, described by the victim as a 6-feet, 1-inch tall man wearing the bandana and baggy pants.

The 21-year-old delivery driver was called to an address in the 300 block of Marstellar Street about 9:49 p.m. Sunday. But when he arrived, he encountered the robber standing at the front of the residence. The assailant pointed a black semi-automatic handgun at the driver’s head and ordered him to strip down, police said. Then the robber took the driver’s cash and told him to run.

The driver fled, running through the woods in the 1200 block of Third Street. Once he got a distance away, he called 911.

You notice that they provide a better description of the gun the robber carried than the robber himself?


Anonymous said...

I love it when the "authorities" describe the clothers the perp wears.....WHY do they do that?!??!?!?! Haven't the cops heard about HAVING A SECOND SET OF CLOTHES?!?!!??!?!?!?!

Seesh, that makes about as much sense as ADDING another law against owning guns as a deterrent to guns!!!!


Anonymous said...

I hear banjos playin' ..... RUN!!! JohninMd (help?)