Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Or Else What?

"Native American group: Elizabeth Warren ‘better be able to defend’ ancestry claim."

Or else what? Will they scalp her? Stake her to an anthill? Tie her to a stake and shoot her with flaming slivers of pitch-pine? Bury her in the sand with only her head exposed and her eyelids cut off? Make her run the gauntlet, á la John Colter? Eat her liver?

Man, I grew up reading and watching too many Westerns.

1 comment:

Robert McDonald said...

Oh, come now, they're pretty well assimilated at this point. And what do Americans do when they're pissed off? They sue!