Increase the Dane-Geld, Please

Because it isn't enough to meet my needs.

An 82-year-old Usual Suspect® with a rap sheet dating back to 1955 tells police, "wouldn’t do all this nonsense if the government gave us more money."

Kipling:

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: –
"Though we know we should defeat you,
we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!"

h/t Sipsey Street Irregulars.