Gah.

"Rielle and John Are Gettin' It On."

DON’T come a-knocking when JOHN EDWARDS’ love shack is rocking!

That’s the general con­sensus ever since the disgraced presidential candidate started spending nights with his baby mama Rielle Hunter at her new home.

“Rielle’s place is only a hop, skip and a jump from John’s home, and it’s pretty much turned into his booze and sex romp hideaway,” a source close to the couple told The ENQUIRER.

“When they get a little tipsy, they get so frisky that their lovemaking becomes embar­rassingly loud. One day, an el­derly neighbor walked right up to Rielle, and snickered, ‘Try to keep it down next time.’ John was mortified when Rielle told him the story, but she clearly got a kick out of it.”

"There are no second acts with American lives," F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote. Obviously he never knew many sleazy Southern politicians.