Chris Muir's Day By Day

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Meanwhile, In Thomasville, NC...

...they're still manufacturing moonshine, and still getting caught at it:

Davidson County deputies say they found a still and 88 quarts of moonshine along with drugs and guns when they raided a Thomasville home.

Authorities said they had been investigating 38-year-old Preston Porter for five months before the raid.

Along with the illegal alcohol and still, deputies say they found marijuana, methamphetamine and 113 doses of steroids as well as sedatives and pain medicine/. Investigators say they also found more than two dozen guns.

Your one-stop shop for all yer redneck intoxication needs. Just needs some slutty wimmens and you have redneck paradise.


J.R.Shirley said...

But how was the moonshine quality?

Bob said...

@J.R. Shirley: I have to figure if you're making meth, also, that you don't really care much about the moonshine quality. wouldn't surprise me if a car radiator was involved.

Old NFO said...

+1 on JR, I've had GOOD stuff and it's pretty smooth!

Keads said...

What NFO said! Southwest VA. Good stuff!