Sunday, August 11, 2013

SC Police Capture Redneck Ninja

Apparently the ninja's disconnected cell phone auto-dialed 911.

The officer noticed that Shuler was carrying a large walking stick and what appeared to be a knife in his back pocket, the report states. Police found another pocket knife in his front pocket and concealed pipes measuring seven inches and four inches long.

The pipes had pieces of cord attached to them and the police initially mistook them for improvised batons, according to the report. Inside one of the pipes police found a shell and buck shot.

Police discovered the pipes were actually improvised shotguns, and Shuler was charged with unlawfully carrying the firearms.

Officers also found a razor blade hidden in Shuler’s phone case and a needle in the bill of his hat.

So: A cane or staff, two home-made shotguns, two knives, a razor blade and a needle. It's possible that the shotguns will get the guy charged under the 1934 National Firearms Act, a federal offense.

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