Thursday, November 06, 2008

Eggs Explode Inside Hens

Get this: A farmer in UK claims that hot air balloons and jets flying low over his farm caused his (presumably free-range) hens to jostle each other in a panic, rupturing the eggs inside their bodies and causing their deaths of peritonitis.

The UPI headline says "explode," which obviously makes you think of a grenade or a stick of dynamite. This is a result of the hens being free-range, so ENVIRONMENTALISTS CAUSED THE DEATHS OF CHICKENS!

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