Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Whoopi Goldberg Invents A New Rape Defense

Any cop or district attorney will tell you that there are only 3 defenses offered in a rape: Denial (Bitch is lying), Misidentification (some other dude did it, often shortened to SODDI), and Consent (Bitch wanted it).

Whoopi Goldberg, defending Roman Polanski on TV's The View, has come up with a new rape defense. According to Whoopi, there are two types of rape, there is "rape," (make quote marks with your fingers) and rape-rape, which apparently is the real kind.

h/t Hot Air.


Bob S. said...

Well, if Polanski goes to jail maybe he'll only be "raped" by Bubba and not "raped-raped".

Bob said...

@Bob S.: LMAO!