Wednesday, October 12, 2011

4:00 A.M. Hotel Phone Calls

"Do you guys have any, like, Viagra, like, a machine that sells it?"

"No, ma'am. Viagra is a prescription drug and isn't dispensed over-the-counter."

"You don't have, like, anything?"

'No, ma'am."

*click*

2 comments:

Borepatch said...

Wow

Professor Hale said...

We have Diet Coke, chilled to 3 degrees below room temperature.