Chris Muir's Day By Day

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Just Call Him El Pronto Mucho Fasto

Hell, if I'd done this, I'd go to court and petition for a name change:

TULSA, Oklahoma - Police are searching for a burglar who was shot multiple times. He was caught in the act by a homeowner, who showed no mercy.

The homeowner who shot Watts said it's a shame that Watts broke into his house looking for gold and left full of lead.

Charles Sweeny has lived in the same home in midtown Tulsa for nearly six decades, so you can only imagine what went through his mind when he noticed things inside weren't how he left them.

"Mother's dresser drawer was open, so I knew I had walked in to a burglary. I took care of that problem el pronto mucho fasto," Sweeny said.

Sweeny said he hopes this is a lesson for anyone else who comes inside his house uninvited.

"The next burglar gets the same treatment with a bigger gun," Sweeny said.


This news story is so full of win it should be framed.

h/t Bearing Arms.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

That IS a great one!

ProudHillbilly said...

Made me smile!

And it was probably a better cure for recidivism than jail would be.

TOTWTYTR said...

Sweeney needs to either work on his aim or get a more effective firearm/ammo combination. Watts should have neither survived his surgery nor been able to leave the hospital after being shot.

Bob said...

@TOTWTYTR: Hey, he never claimed to be "El Preciso."