Saturday, May 17, 2014

Headline of the Day

"Drunk Royal Marine bit off pigeon's HEAD... and was caught because police found his DNA on the bird's body."

Some hilarious photos at the link. The pic of him smoking makes me think he's James Bond's crazy colleague, 005150:

Oh, that's Karmali. He went swimming with the sharks...and ate one.


Old NFO said...

LOL, Maines + Booze = He did WHAT???

juvat said...

Wait a second! Military DNA is supposed to be used only ID bodies KIA, and not to be used to solve bird homicides. File this under "another reason not to trust the gummint". That file is getting pretty large.