Chris Muir's Day By Day

Monday, May 19, 2014

I Wonder If Morgoth Was a General Motors Product?

'High elf' attacks woman's car with sword while battling 'the evil Morgoth.'

Konrad Bass was allegedly high on LSD when he used a sword to attack a woman's car and puncture it. Bass was wearing chain-mail with a helmet and carrying a shield during the attack, but the woman was apparently unable to recognize his costume and told a 911 dispatcher that "a pirate" was attacking her car.

Bass told police he was a "high-elf engaged in the battle with the evil Morgoth," not a pirate, according to KATU. He also had a staff on him at the time of the attack.


You...shall not...pass inspection!

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

What the hell is going on??? Sigh...

Steve said...

I'm picturing a costume of chainmail. "Forward this to everyone in your address book and Bill Gates and AOL will give you a bazillion dollars!"

Rev. Paul said...

ROFL!

Brigid said...

So apparently now Morgoth has at his command, not just various Balrogs and rivers of fire but the occasional German roller skate (BMW official car of the Dark Enemy).