Chris Muir's Day By Day

Friday, May 23, 2014

If You Have To Be Held At Knifepoint...

...before you'll have sex with Romania's Angelina Jolie lookalike, you might be gay.*

And, after having raped a male cabdriver at knifepoint during the encounter, the woman now finds herself unable to get a cab ride anywhere. Go figure.

Of course, you have to question the masculinity of the male population of Romania, if no one is interested in having sex with an Angelina Jolie lookalike, at knifepoint or otherwise.




*to be said in a Jeff Foxworthy voice.

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