Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Yearn For The Troglodyte Life?

Always wanted to get in touch with your primitive self? Did Tolkien's tales of Moria and the Glittering Caves of Aglarond enchant you as a child, or were you scared by Injun Joe in the cave from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer?

Now's your chance to own your own caverns:

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. Calling Batman: Cave owner Steve Rush has a deal for you. Rush, 49, is auctioning off the Mystic Caverns in the hills of Ozark Mountains on eBay. The 28-acre property in Arkansas includes a gift shop and three caves, two of which are safe enough for visitors.

The bidding starts at $899,900, cut from Rush's original asking price of $1.2 million.

Rush bought the property near Harrison in 1988 and began giving tours in 1992 to the two accessible caves, Mystic cavern and the Crystal Dome cavern. A third cave on his 28-acre property, Not Much Sink cavern, remains too dangerous for tours.




You probably couldn't find a better fallout shelter than a deep cavern, and in fact, caverns have been designated in the past for just that purpose. For a survivalist-minded individual with some funds, this is a great opportunity.

I seem to recall seeing a cavern for sale in the Knoxville area back in 1979, during one of my family's drives through the countryside house-hunting. Seems to me it was closer to Oak Ridge than to Knoxville, and may have been known on the sign as "Cherokee Caverns." (yah, just Googled it, found this.) I actually was inspired by this cavern to outline a science fiction novel, still unwritten.

Actually, the very first cave I ever entered was the wonderful small faux cave at the Florida Museum of Natural History at the University of Florida. As a child I spent many happy hours in that cave; the coolest feature was a "crack" in the rock near the entrance in which a lifelike replica of an Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake took refuge. He probably startled more than a few people out of their wits.

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