Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Today's Quiz

Here is today's quiz, taken from a news story in a prominent newspaper:

People are having sex in public in a lovely wooded area. The solution to this problem is to:

A. Arrest the perverts.

B. Chop down all the trees.

The solution by the Lancashire (UK) government was, of course, B, chop down the trees.

So, we know it's advisable not to report a termite problem in UK, lest your house be burned down to solve the problem.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm coming to the understanding that the cumulative IQ of all residents of (Formerly) Great Britain is 12.

Any with the ability of outsmarting a Devon Minnow would be well served to leave. I'd recommend the US, but with the very likely onset of Civil War II in a year or two it could get somewhat "interesting".

Gerry N.