Are You A Racist? Take the NAACP Racism Quiz!

Probably a lot of you are worried that you might have tendencies toward racism, what with the NAACP declaring that the Tea Party is racist.

Well, I somehow managed to acquire the official NAACP racism quiz that I thought I would share with you, so that you can set your mind at ease:

1. What race is you? (check one) ___ black ___ white

(if you checked white, you is racist.)

2. What is yo favorite color? ___ black ___ yellow ___ brown ___ red ___ white

(if you checked white, you is racist.)

3. When you eat turkey at Christmas, you ask for: ___ dark meat ___ white meat

(if you answered white meat, you is racist.)

4. Have you ever seen the Walt Disney movie "Song of the South?" ___ yes ___ no

(if you answered yes, you is racist.)

5. Have you ever used the word niggardly in a sentence? ___ yes ___ no

(if you answered yes, you is racist.)

6. Was O.J. Simpson guilty of murdering his wife? ___ yes ___ no

(if you answered yes, you is racist.)

7. Did you vote for Barack Obama for President? ___ yes ___ no

(if you answered no, you is racist.)

8. Do you have any African-American friends? ___ yes ___ no

(if you answered no, you is racist.)

9. Does the term Black Hole describe a collapsed star? ___yes ___ say what?

(if you answered yes, you is racist.)

10. The word cracker describes: ___ a white person ___ a type of snack

(if you answered a type of snack, you is racist.)

SCORING: If you answered any of these questions in a way that resulted in you being described as a racist, then you is a racist. Once a racist, always a racist. Cracker muthafucka!

Here's yo badge: