Wednesday, July 14, 2010

They Made Porky Squeal

Two off-duty employees of Six Flags Great America in Illinois attacked a female employee who was wearing a Porky Pig outfit at the time.

Hard to figure out how to treat this one. If they'd raped her, then Porky gets porked suggests itself; and I can always drag out the ol' "squeal like a pig" clip from Deliverance.

Oh, well. I'll consider this one a failed blog post.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'd like a lot more information. But from what's there, both these jerkwads need to be dragged behind the barn and beaten a little bit. Not much, mind you, just enough so their mothers will never again recognize them, and the EMT's will puke when they try to scrape them off the ground. There is no reason on Earth for two men to beat a woman.

Gerry N.