Thursday, July 08, 2010

Jimmy Buffett Finally Has Enough Money...

...so he can afford to throw his Republican and conservative fans off the side of the ship.

It's not as if we didn't know that Jimmy was a dirty hippie at heart anyway, but for most of his career he followed the first rule of entertainment: maximize your audience. Apparently the Buffett bank balance is so high now that he has decided that some money is not welcome.

That's ok. My own theory is that he has been one of the Pod People for some time now, with Property of Margaritaville, Inc., stenciled on his left butt cheek. His cloning happened around the time of Floridays, which was one of his last good albums. The clone Buffett was programmed without facial hair, so you know that the "Jimmy Buffett" you see on stage these days, lacking a mustache, is the clone. Apparently the clone is reaching the end of its useful life and, instead of shilling for money regardless of the source, only shills for leftist money.

Sad, when you think about it.

2 comments:

Home on the Range said...

My collection was filed yesterday back with that Donnie and Marie album someone gave me in high school.

Off to Davy Jones Locker you go Jimmy. Say hello to Donnie.

TOTWTYTR said...

You know, I can only think of two Jimmy Buffet songs that I know any lyrics to. Somehow, I think I'll survive without listening to any of is totally forgettable songs.