Joke of the Day

Based on this story about the man in the US with the longest tongue:



And now, the joke:

A man walks into a bar in the late evening, looking for a little female companionship. The only woman in the place is already cuddled up to an extremely ugly guy, giving him little kisses and rubbing his thigh. After a few minutes the two leave.

Turning to the bartender the man says, "Damn, how does an ugly guy like that get a gorgeous girl like her? He must be loaded or something."

The bartender replies, "Well, he always does well with the ladies, for some reason. He's not rich, only orders well drinks. Doesn't talk much either, doesn't seem to be any good at small talk. In fact, most of the evening he just sits in the corner, licking his eyebrows."

*rimshot*