You Ain't Much of a Robber, Are You?

A robber in Australia was dumbfounded when he was confronted by a gas station clerk who was less than impressed by the robber's lack of a weapon.

The clerk, however, was not impressed by the attempted robber, authorities said.

"You need a weapon," he said. "I have to fear for my life. You can't just have the money."

I can't just hand the money over to any old robber, can I? I do that, and pretty soon everybody and his brother will be standing in line waiting to rob me. No, mate, go and get a knife or a stick or something and come back and try again.

Jesus, I hate having to teach robbers how to do their jobs...