Friday, April 23, 2010

The Answer: Pretty Darned Fast

The question, pondered by a homeless woman in an attic, was I wonder how fast this mattress would burn?

Researching the answer caused the destruction of a Pennsylvania apartment building.

Maybe when she gets out of prison she can find a job as a researcher, since she seems to have a knowledge of the scientific theory and how it works.

But probably not.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why on Urf would a douchebaguette that inconceivably stupid ever be let out of prison? Isn't stupidity of that magnitude a capital offense?

Oh, wait! Never mind, I forgot for a moment about democrats.

Gerry N.