Chris Muir's Day By Day

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

News Stranger Than a Monty Python Sketch

"Wash. man acquitted in mistaken marten assault."

ONTESANO, Wash. A jury has acquitted a Washington man accused of breaking into a home and throwing a dead mink at another man during a confrontation that made weasel headlines across the country.

Defense lawyer Chris Crew said Monday that 33-year-old Jobie J. Watkins of Hoquiam was found not guilty of burglary.

Police said Watkins was carrying the dead animal when he went to the other man's apartment looking for his ex-girlfriend on June 6. The other man said he was struck after he asked Watkins why he had a dead weasel and Watkins reportedly insisted that it was a marten.

Crew said witnesses provided inconsistent accounts and the "prosecution failed to prove a link to the mink."


The story writer obviously wants to write for Hollywood.

1 comment:

ProudHillbilly said...

I almost created a post of some of the strange headlines I saw out at Drudge this morning...it was a weird news day.