Saturday, December 03, 2011

Coon Smackin' Mama

A Burlington, Vermont woman took a dead raccoon to City Hall and slammed its carcass against the entrance doors.

Police in Vermont say a woman who might have been angry about a dead raccoon left on a street took its bloody carcass to City Hall and angrily slammed it against the building's doors.

Burlington police say the woman left the raccoon's body outside City Hall before walking off one morning two weeks ago.

Witnesses have told the Burlington Free Press the animal might have been hit on a nearby street and that the woman might have been upset no one from the city had come to collect it.


Sounds like it would make a great blues song:

She's a coon smackin' mama, don't want her mad at you.
She's a coon smackin' mama, don't want her mad at you.
She'll smack you with that coon until your body black and blue.

2 comments:

Scott said...

Sounds like a rapper hit to me!!!

Murphy's Law said...

If you can get those lyrics to Dr. John, it might just be the next big Blues hit!