Chris Muir's Day By Day

Thursday, December 08, 2011

Sounds Like He's New At This Robbery Stuff

He'll learn proper technique in the slammer, so he knows how to do a robbery properly next time.

What, you don't think there'll be a next time? Dumbass.

A man tried to rob the A&J Food Mart at 3016 Princess Place Drive at 4 a.m. Thursday, according to a news release from the Wilmington Police Department.
A man walked into the store with his face covered and unsuccessfully tried to pull a handgun out of his coat pocket, employees said. Then an employee pulled a handgun on the suspect, who ran from the business.


His noobie mistake, of course, was not having the gun in his hand when he entered the store. A real pro robber will put on his mask and pull out his gun just outside the business, and then quickly run inside to confront the clerk.

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