Monday, June 08, 2009

Oh, Puh-leeeeze!

KILL Bill star David Carradine was murdered by kung fu killers, his family claimed last night.

Thai police think he died as a result of a bondage game.

But his family's lawyer said it was possible he was targeted for trying to expose underworld groups.

Speaking on the Larry King Live chat show on US television, lawyer Mark Geragos said there had been "conflicting reports" about the death.

A member of the show's panel said: "David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies."

Geragos replied: "Absolutely. What that means is connected to his interest in martial arts.

"And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that may be the first area they should look."

The claim echoed conspiracy theories that martial arts expert Bruce Lee was killed by Chinese Triads in 1973.

*shakes head in disgust*

1 comment:

Ronsonic said...

The thing with erotic strangulation is it's really bad for the family when it goes wrong.